Who would have thunk we could possibly come up with a National Poop Day. This event occurs the day after Super Bowl Sunday. In 2020, this is February 3rd. TODAY. Since we become reckless in our eating for the Super Bowl, let’s celebrate with poop-health by having a tailgate party…
Anyone who knows me knows that I am the only one who thinks I am funny. I think this is funny, a tailgate party. Get it? National Poop Day is the day after Super Bowl Sunday. Football = tailgate parties. The day after, we need a special party for our tails — open the gates, let’s GO = hence TAILGATE PARTY!!!
Okay, so I am not as funny as I think but the fact remains, we do need a tailgate party whether it is the day after the Superbowl or not.
Food Consumption Second Only to Thanksgiving
This is totally amazing how much food we eat on Super Bowl Sunday…
All before kick-off we consume…
- Americans have crunched their way through 11.2 million pounds of potato chips
- 8.2 million pounds of tortilla chips (accompanied by guacamole made from 79 million avocados)
- 3.8 million pounds of popcorn
- 3 million pounds of nuts
Surely that would be enough food… NOPE, we keep eating…
During the game… partygoers turn to heartier foods like pizza…
- Pizza Hut, expects to deliver 1.5 million pies on this day
- Domino’s estimates selling 13 million slices – enough to stretch across 5,000 football fields
- The National Chicken Council estimates that in 2019, Americans will consume an all-time high of 1.38 billion wings, or about four wings for every man, woman, and child in the United States
- Other favorites include ribs (10 million pounds), bacon (12.5 million pounds), hamburgers (14 million), foot-long subs, and hot dogs
- To wash down the food, party attendees will drink millions of gallons of both alcoholic and non-alcoholic drink, over $2 BILLION on beverages alone
The reckless junk food consumption is not without consequences. Data released by convenience store chain 7-Eleven indicates that antacid sales increase by 20% the Monday following the big game. If that is not bad enough, a 2018 workplace survey found that almost 14 million people planned to skip work on what is often called “Super Sick Monday.”~ all these stats and quote are from; Super Bowl Sunday Food Consumption Is Second Only To Thanksgiving
Poopin’ Tail-Gate Party
The human body has a common human experience, elimination. There, was that a little more polite?
When we are not eliminating (pooping), all that crud is inside of us causing grief. On Thanksgiving and Super Bowl Sunday, we just keep shoveling it in, piling it up.
It keeps layering up, backing up, creating a toxic dump in your body. That toxic dump is prime real estate for disease to breed. Seriously, this is the beginning of a lot of diseases, and it certainly is one of the top causes why people stay stuck in chronic disease.
Think about it. Our bodies are created to naturally drain through our drainage pathways (peeing, pooping, watery eyes, runny nose, etc).
We have intricate systems that keep drainage moving when we support the body – colon, kidneys, liver, gallbladder/bile ducts, skin, lymphatic system, glymphatic system (brain drain). It is all there, everything we need for drainage. But it needs support and attention, like a Tail-Gate Party!!!
We cannot sustain life if we are not draining. That toxic dump can only get so full. Without proper drainage, all we are doing is accumulating toxins and wastes in the body. They are not in a contained area inside the body. Instead many of those toxins and waste become reabsorbed.
Drainage can simply be stagnant, instead of totally blocked. Personally, I don’t even want “stagnant” in my body. I think of stagnant water and it is not a healthy environment. Nothing worthwhile thrives in it.
If you are not pooping, pathogens and disease are staying inside (instead of draining outside) of your body.
When we keep the bad stuff inside of us, we do not heal. We get stuck in chronic illness because we are physically stuck.
Time for a Tail-Gate Party
Back to my funny analogy to keep this light…
When we open the gate, things can flow through. When we open up the drainage pathways we let waste and toxins leave our bodies. And good riddance. We want to party, not be stuck at home because we are too ill to function.
Most people, ill or not, are not going to eat the “perfect diet.” There are going to wild days that we celebrate with all kinds of food. If that is where you are, just simply have a Tail-Gate Party by taking your pooping products – the Poop-Pack by CellCore Biosciences.
This month, anyone who purchases ONE of these POOPING PRODUCTS from my online store receives a FREE 1-hour health-coaching session via telephone. Good though 1 March 2020.
Nothing complicated about that one!! I want the world pooping for better health!!! All I need is your name and email so I can schedule it…
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2 thoughts on “National Poop Day 2020 Tail-Gate Party”
I think your funny!! 😂🤣💩
I knew I could count on you for a chuckle!! I think your poo icon is funny.